Frequently Asked Questions

Who are you?

We're those guys, and we're bringing country back!

Why?

Because we're smarter than the buckle.

Whats the cost?

One billion dollars.
Hourly rates? Lump sum up front?

How much time do you need to set up?

How much you got?

Will your clothes clash with our decor?

I'm a ninja!
We can accomodate both formal and informal events.